Relax. Just stop in at the nearest filling station or convenience store and pick up a can of RC Cola!
That's right! It works like this:

And if it looks like the can on the far right...with a red stripe around the top......you've arrived safely back home in Charlotte.
Happy trails!
THIS JUST IN:

All in all, according to the Bell Buckle Chamber of Commerce "it's a day of fun for young and old celebrating THREE southern traditions: RC Colas, Moon Pies and Historic Bell Buckle, Tennessee...where we are 100 years behind the times and proud of it."
ONE MORE THING

It seems that I was suddenly about 6 years old sitting in the dining room of our house on East 5th Street drinking a "coke." (We alternated between Cokes, Pepsis, and RC's....depending on which was on sale at the A&P.) We called them all "Cokes."
I believe it was those yellow pyramids that set off that journey in my mind. The feeling only lasted for a split second...but it was powerful.
But, of course, the explanation could be a very simple one: creeping senility, first signs of dementia, or perhaps the pyramids I was thinking about were really the ones on that pack of Camel cigarettes....that made me so sick.
-Ed
"You know you're getting old when you stop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're down there.