Monday, March 02, 2015

Tomorrow's News Today!

Goddess Ceres
 Ceres was the Roman Goddess of Agriculture.

She's back in the news because there's a small planet named after her with the politically incorrect classification, Dwarf Planet.  It was discovered in 1801 by Giuseppe Piazzi, when old fashioned freedom of speech still existed in this country.

What's left of our once robust space program, NASA, took time off from its main focus, (Muslim Outreach), to send a small rocket  named DAWN, to Ceres, no one is quite sure why, but serendipity happens, and low and behold, that little bugger actually found something:

Two mysterious lights!!

DAWN  won't be close enough to find out exactly what they are until sometime later this week or next.

So, as a public service, your lovable webmaster has diligently searched the web and found the answer even before DAWN checks in with some cock-a-mamie answer that our Government Cover Up Artists can come up with, like reflections from salt deposits or something.

My source is the website called UFO Sightings Daily

"Scientists are baffled at what it could be, but let me shed some light on it, no pun intended. The light is white, like city lights, not orange of red like a volcano. That rules out volcano. The light is not one, but two. You will see the two glowing objects have different shapes. The largest is a white flowing square, the smaller is a triangle. Still think it's a volcano? Ceres is the largest object in the asteroid belt and is only 950km in diameter. These are massive doors that open to allow ships in and out. Yes, I'm saying Ceres was turned into an alien space station...where they live inside...underground where it's safe. Its surface covered in dust, dirt, that protects the station below from attacks, meteorites, and radiation.  Death Star comes to mind?"

Some other revelations by that website from older NASA photos  everyone else missed!

Woman on Mars

Rabbit on Mars

Squirrel on Mars

So, Now we know. Ceres is a space station!!

Laugh, if you want to, but I believe it!

Oh, and by the way, I think OBAMA does love this country.