Wednesday, December 23, 2015

Merry Christmas Everyone!

You know you're getting Old if... 

--At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you're not eating cereal.
--Your address book has mostly names that start with Dr. 

--You tell your kids their history book is wrong. You should know. You were there. 

--Getting "lucky" means you found your car in the parking lot. 

--It takes two tries to get up from the couch. 

--It takes twice as long - to look half as good. 

--You give up all your bad habits and still don't feel good. 

--You have too much room in the house and not enough room in the medicine cabinet. 

--When happy hour is a nap. 

-From the internet.