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--At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you're not eating cereal.
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--Your address book has mostly names that start with Dr.
--You tell your kids their history book is wrong. You should know. You were there.
--Getting "lucky" means you found your car in the parking lot.
--It takes two tries to get up from the couch.
--It takes twice as long - to look half as good.
--You give up all your bad habits and still don't feel good.
--You have too much room in the house and not enough room in the medicine cabinet.
--When happy hour is a nap.
-From the internet.
