Tuesday, July 19, 2016

Things Southerners Never Say

            Carolina Rice
"Honey, did you mail that check to Greenpeace?"

"Trim the fat off that steak."

"We're vegetarians."

"Unsweetened tea tastes better."

"Would you like your fish poached or broiled?"

"You cooked those green beans too long."

"I think okra tastes so much better steamed, don't you?"

"Cracker Barrel again?!"

"If I have to watch those race cars go around that track ONE more time...!"

-Hat Tip, The Internet. - Ed