Say WHAT?!

There'll be no peaches down in Georgia, no oil in Oklahoma
No sun in Arizona, no stars in California
No cowboys out in Texas, no wheat fields in Kansas
No Colorado skies of blue
When I stop loving you

AND......When teenage boys stop wanting to drive cars!

Old age is full of surprises, and one of the most incomprehensible facts about today's teenagers that frankly knocked me for a loop....was learning that today's boys don't give a hoot about getting their drivers licenses!

I Don't know nothin 'bout a lot of things....but I thought I knew a lot about teenage  boys, because I used to be one...a long time ago...and the thrill of driving a car was almost as exciting as kissing your girlfriend.  In fact, the two pretty much went together.

I haven't seen any explanation  that makes sense to me.  Some blame it on the internet. They say today's teenage boys do their flirting on the internet...so they don't need to do it in person.

That sounds pretty dumb to me.  You can't kiss a computer screen.  (Well, you CAN......but it won't kiss you back.)

But, I'm 81and a half years old....and kissing girls is just one of the many things I don't have to concern myself with anymore.

Dammit!

Ed