This ain't about driving.
It's about walking.
Walking to the Kiddie Show at the Visualite Theater when Jimmy and I were about 9 years old.
He had found some strange balloons in his father's bedroom drawer and asked me what I thought they were.
I replied, "They are balloons, you Bozo. Haven't you ever seen balloons?
Sure enough, we blew them up, and although their shape was a little different...it was oblong, instead of the usual "round" shape...of most balloons, they were balloons all right.
But, they must have been some kind of special balloons...because, I never saw so much attention from passing traffic that we got that day from those balloons!