Thursday, January 23, 2020

"I've Forgotten More....

...than you will ever know"

Or something like that.

Hillbillies...and I use that term with all respect...have a way of getting right to the point.  No beating around the bush.

Here are some of the latest:
  1. “Dirty Old Egg Sucking Dog” – Johnny Cash
  2. “Flushed from the Bathroom of Your Heart” – Johnny Cash
  3. “The Frozen Four-Hundred-Pound Fair-to-Middlin’ Cotton Picker” – Johnny Cash
  4. “Drop Kick Me Jesus (Through the Goalposts of Life)” – Bobby Bare
  5. “Do You Want Fries with That” – Tim McGraw
  6. “Refried Dreams” – Tim McGraw
  7. “Sic ‘Em On A Chicken” – Zac Brown Band
  8. “(You Dun Stomped) My Heart” – John Denver
  9. “Devil in a Sleepin’ Bag” – Willie Nelson
  10. “My Bucket’s Got A Hole In It” – Hank Williams
  11. “If I Don’t Love You (Grits Ain’t Groceries)” – George Jones
  12. “I Want My Mullet Back” – Billy Ray Cyrus
  13. “Burn Down the Trailer Park” – Billy Ray Cyrus
  14. “She Thinks My Tractor’s Sexy” – Kenny Chesney
  15. “All I Want For Christmas Is A Real Good Tan” – Kenny Chesney
  16. “You Can’t Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd” – Roger Miller
  17. “My Uncle Used To Love Me But She Died” – Roger Miller
  18. “Where Have All The Average People Gone” – Roger Miller
  19. “Lou’s Got the Flu” – Roger Miller
  20. “I Know Who It Is (And I’m Gonna Tell On Him)” – Roger Miller
  21. “Fuzzy Wuzzy Ego” – Tammy Wynette
  22. “It Wasn’t God Who Made Honky Tonk Angels” – Kitty Wells
  23. “I Hope My Divorce Is Never Granted”– Kitty Wells
  24. “Only Me And My Hairdresser Know” – Kitty Wells
  25. “Redneck Woman” – Gretchen Wilson
  26. “One Bud Wiser” – Gretchen Wilson
  27. “Peanut Butter Conspiracy” – Jimmy Buffett
  28. “Pencil Thin Moustache” – Jimmy Buffett
  29. “My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don’t Love Jesus” – Jimmy Buffett
  30. “She Just Started Liking Cheatin’ Songs” – Alan Jackson
  31. “Three Minute Positive Not Too Country Uptempo Love Song” – Alan Jackson
  32. “If French Fries Were Fat Free” – Alan Jackson
  33. “I Still Like Bologna” – Alan Jackson
  34. “Beer for my Horses” – Toby Keith and Willie Nelson
  35. “Wacky Tobaccy” – Toby Keith
  36. “I Don’t Understand My Girlfriend” – Toby Keith