Or something like that.
Hillbillies...and I use that term with all respect...have a way of getting right to the point. No beating around the bush.
Here are some of the latest:
- “Dirty Old Egg Sucking Dog” – Johnny Cash
- “Flushed from the Bathroom of Your Heart” – Johnny Cash
- “The Frozen Four-Hundred-Pound Fair-to-Middlin’ Cotton Picker” – Johnny Cash
- “Drop Kick Me Jesus (Through the Goalposts of Life)” – Bobby Bare
- “Do You Want Fries with That” – Tim McGraw
- “Refried Dreams” – Tim McGraw
- “Sic ‘Em On A Chicken” – Zac Brown Band
- “(You Dun Stomped) My Heart” – John Denver
- “Devil in a Sleepin’ Bag” – Willie Nelson
- “My Bucket’s Got A Hole In It” – Hank Williams
- “If I Don’t Love You (Grits Ain’t Groceries)” – George Jones
- “I Want My Mullet Back” – Billy Ray Cyrus
- “Burn Down the Trailer Park” – Billy Ray Cyrus
- “She Thinks My Tractor’s Sexy” – Kenny Chesney
- “All I Want For Christmas Is A Real Good Tan” – Kenny Chesney
- “You Can’t Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd” – Roger Miller
- “My Uncle Used To Love Me But She Died” – Roger Miller
- “Where Have All The Average People Gone” – Roger Miller
- “Lou’s Got the Flu” – Roger Miller
- “I Know Who It Is (And I’m Gonna Tell On Him)” – Roger Miller
- “Fuzzy Wuzzy Ego” – Tammy Wynette
- “It Wasn’t God Who Made Honky Tonk Angels” – Kitty Wells
- “I Hope My Divorce Is Never Granted”– Kitty Wells
- “Only Me And My Hairdresser Know” – Kitty Wells
- “Redneck Woman” – Gretchen Wilson
- “One Bud Wiser” – Gretchen Wilson
- “Peanut Butter Conspiracy” – Jimmy Buffett
- “Pencil Thin Moustache” – Jimmy Buffett
- “My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don’t Love Jesus” – Jimmy Buffett
- “She Just Started Liking Cheatin’ Songs” – Alan Jackson
- “Three Minute Positive Not Too Country Uptempo Love Song” – Alan Jackson
- “If French Fries Were Fat Free” – Alan Jackson
- “I Still Like Bologna” – Alan Jackson
- “Beer for my Horses” – Toby Keith and Willie Nelson
- “Wacky Tobaccy” – Toby Keith
- “I Don’t Understand My Girlfriend” – Toby Keith
-Ed
